El pibe

Carlos Valderrama's cousin tried to sell me a fishing trip today. I declined but he still showed me a photo of "el pibe" wearing an unimaginably tiny pair of denim shorts. Apparantly he is stingy; I do hate that in a cousin.

This statue is 22 feet tall:

Burgers for the road #1: Carl's Jr, Oakdale, CA

For sir: a hot carl. This was like a nice version of a whopper. Just don't look up the name on urbandictionary.com.

For madame: a jalepeno burger. Like a nice version of a whopper with jalepenos in it.

Fries: thick cut, rustic, skins on. Good.

To drink: root beer.

Rounded it off with a peppermint schnapps at Oakdale's premier nightspot, the Cow Track Lounge.