Interactive shopping opportunity

Ever wanted to celebrate the 4th most likeable member of The Ramones through the medium of a slip on shoe? Or wanted to make the top of your feet resemble a loyalist mural?

If the answer to either of these questions is "yes" then please contact me via the email address at the top of the page and I will be happy to negotiate their purchase and shipping on your behalf. Also available in "Skull Paisley" and "Spooky Piper".
Disclaimer: these slip-on shoes have been wrapped in PLASTIC: actual shoes may be significantly less shiny. I think they cost about £30, but I'm not sure because the man was speaking quite quickly. I can check though.