These guys!

Faced with certain death I'd like to think that I'd be as cool as this guy: He doesn't give a flying fig, does he? I don't know what he's going to do with that ace, but his wryly arched eyebrow strongly indicates that he's got something pretty spectacular planned. In my heart of hearts I know I'd go down squealing like this guy:

Carnitas is pork that has been simmered in lard. My heart goes out to him. It really does.