I don't know why they had to invent a robot to wear a bandana and ride on a surfboard, but they did. Maybe he can surf for much longer than a human or the bandana is really, really heavy or something. Not sure how to check.
Machitos Bun are a maize based, cheese flavoured snack like Wotsits. They are so large that they have an airhole drilled through their centre to stop them from being a choking hazard.
They are fantastic.