Thursday 29 October 2009

Readers Poll!

Which of these flavours of disappointment is more inherently pathetic:

a) the disappointment of searching through a hotel's cable TV channels while in bed with your sleeping wife and discovering the the rudest thing on is "Porkys". And then flicking back and forth between that and the food network until the shower scene comes on.

or

b) the disappointment of discovering that the prescription medicine you found on the floor in an airport bar is an antacid.

You, the pubic, decide! Please send your answers carved on a bullet to: Keith Floyd's Gall Bladder plc, c/o Keith Floyd, Heaven.
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4 comments:

  1. Tessa30 October 2009 at 11:50

    Jason once took some white powder he found on the floor of Trilogy in Doncaster. I think he stayed up late and watched Hugh Fearnley Whittingstall DVDs. MSG, perhaps?

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  2. Anonymous3 November 2009 at 05:45

    Cancel your contact lenses! We're drowning here! (THIS IS NOT SPAM)

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  3. Das Hand4 November 2009 at 10:22

    I once had some powder I found on a cistern in Bristol. For about 45 minutes, I thought about buying the Too Many DJs back catalogue.

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  4. Jimbaud5 November 2009 at 19:51

    I heard of someone who snorted sand at All Tommorrow's Parties. Can't for the life of me remember who it was.

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