What's really crazy is the prices!

Malibu Grand Prix is a little slice of heaven on the outskirts of Redwood city sandwiched between the motorway, the cement works and the dried up riverbed where the homeless guys camp out. They have 54 holes of minature golf.


It really is handy for that motorway.

"Annual income twenty pounds, annual expenditure nineteen nineteen and six, result happiness. Annual income twenty pounds, annual expenditure twenty pounds ought and six, result misery".

Those scores in full:

Course 1: Drawn match, 6 holes apiece.
Course 2: James 9 holes, Kate 4 holes.
Course 3: Kate 10 holes, James 5 holes.

Result: happiness.

They also had batting cages so i got to find out if I was better at baseball than a ten year old mexican girl. All I can say is- fuck you Guadelupe, I looked cooler in the hat and the swelling in my left wrist is already starting to go down.