Saturday 5 December 2009

Kind of a man's drink II

I think that Camo 16 is for try-hards. Although it does look like a bullet (manly) the shiny packaging is a poor choice for the thirsty gunman who wishes to hide undetected in the undergrowth. Step forward "The Champagne of Beers":
But! These only come in little diddy cans which, although easy to transport to the "kill zone", are not large enough to comfortably beat a deer or game bird to death. Step forward "the Crusher":

42oz of crisp, refreshing bludgeoning power. Unfortunately it has a tendancy to freeze at low temperatures which may make you go deaf.

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